Friday, July 15, 2005

UNC's Reputation Is at Stake!

Attention Tar Heels (as well as our Wuffie colleagues): I just received the following e-mail from my friend BobLee Swagger of . . .

From: BobLee Swagger
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 10:32:19 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
Subject: Our reputation is at stake!

Fellow Tar Heels:

Dem no account rednecks in West Rawlee have gone and done it now. Getting world-wide publicity for spawning a real-live terrorist bomber. Here we UNCers have spent a century establishing UNC as Kooks Korner of The Triangle and these clodhoppers think they can just step in and take over.

I have notified all my Lupine associates (see below) that I'm not sitting still for this. I suggest you do likewise. Stealing a recruit or two is one thing, but stealing our hard-earned reputation for bald-faced academic lunacy is SERIOUS.

BL Swagger

-------Original Message-------

From: BobLee Swagger
Date: 07/15/05 10:11:21
Subject: Back off Wuffs ...

You guys beat all ... you know that!

several years ago in that Durham murder trial it was "Brad, the NC State student and gay escort ..."

now its "NC State educated terrorist bomber ..."

Don't you Wuffies Come Lately know that UNC-Chapel Hill is THE Triangle home for aberrant social behavior and rabid anti-American sentiment. We've spent 100+ years establishing OUR campus as Kooks Korner and don't think for a second we plan to abdicate that title any time soon.

You might think you once were known as "a basketball school" and you might want to delusionally dream of being known as "a football school" ... but you Skoal dipping rednecks are waaay outta your league trying to be an "academic lunatic asylum" ...


BL Swagger


At Friday, July 15, 2005 4:30:00 PM, Anonymous Tim G said...

I just heard that the distinguished State Grad in question was just captured in Cairo!
One thing about the State felons, you can always count on them to leave a very traceable trail.

At Monday, July 18, 2005 9:12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What strikes me is that these bombs contained no fertilizer. Which means this guy was only at State via some looney, liberal outreach program to furenners.

the Heckler


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